Oh how far he's come!
Last week after arriving at kindergarten, Porter had barely taken his boots off and gotten into his "house shoes" before he started playing "grocery store" with the other kids.
He then looks up and says:
"okay, weave."
(Translation: leave)
Me: "what?"
Porter: "just weave."
OUCH.
and at the same time,
YAY!
Lemme splain.
It's taken 3 months for him to go
From:
gripping my leglike a koala grips a tree trunk
and screaming "DON'T WEAVE ME!"
(I have to say though,
I'd be screaming too if I had a "woman" (?) principal
sporting a curly mullet and saying things like
"Porter let's go do thum-thing togetha")
...
I'm just sayin'
To:
"Just weave."
Last week after arriving at kindergarten, Porter had barely taken his boots off and gotten into his "house shoes" before he started playing "grocery store" with the other kids.
He then looks up and says:
"okay, weave."
(Translation: leave)
Me: "what?"
Porter: "just weave."
OUCH.
and at the same time,
YAY!
Lemme splain.
It's taken 3 months for him to go
From:
gripping my leglike a koala grips a tree trunk
and screaming "DON'T WEAVE ME!"
(I have to say though,
I'd be screaming too if I had a "woman" (?) principal
sporting a curly mullet and saying things like
"Porter let's go do thum-thing togetha")
...
I'm just sayin'
To:
"Just weave."
Which reminds me...
Weevils.
Are weEVIL!
I'm disgusted.
Sick.Nast.
(can you see 'em?)
I've never dealt with these ugly muggers.
After reading up on them, it looks like my food storage will now be looking at me from the inside of a dumpster.
The tainted boxes have been traced to my purchases here.
I CURSE the commissary!
(the first box we opened was a bajillion times worse...it should have been called "weevils with some pasta" instead of "penne pasta". But I was too busy screaming like a girl to think to capture the little muggers on camera.)
Weevils.
Are weEVIL!I'm disgusted.
Sick.Nast.
(can you see 'em?)
I've never dealt with these ugly muggers.
After reading up on them, it looks like my food storage will now be looking at me from the inside of a dumpster.
The tainted boxes have been traced to my purchases here.
I CURSE the commissary!
(the first box we opened was a bajillion times worse...it should have been called "weevils with some pasta" instead of "penne pasta". But I was too busy screaming like a girl to think to capture the little muggers on camera.)
4 comments:
Looooooooooooooooove that picture of Porter. His playing and the lighting are perfect.
Wish I could say the same about those weevils. Excuse me while I go fight my gag reflex.
He is in kindergarten?? Time is going by so fast!! So when is baby #3 coming????:) Miss You!!
Hey did you tell the weeviles to just weeave? Because they just might have if you would have said it like that.
Weevils! Yick! That picture of Porter with the ray of light on him is beautiful.
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